Privacy Policy

We care about your privacy. This policy explains what data uglynakedgamer.com processes and why.

1. Data we process

Depending on how you use the Platform, we may process your account details (such as email and username), age confirmation, invite status, content you view or subscribe to, and technical data such as your IP address and device information for security and fraud prevention.

2. Local preferences

Some choices are stored directly in your browser so we can remember them between visits:

• Your age confirmation (that you are 18+)
• Your cookie preference (accept all / only necessary)
• Your beta invite status and the handle that invited you

You can clear these at any time by clearing your browser storage.

3. How we use data

We use data to provide and secure the service, process subscriptions, verify age, prevent abuse, and improve the Platform. We do not sell your personal data. Marketing is opt-in only.

4. Third parties

We rely on service providers for hosting, content delivery, payment processing and fonts. These providers process data on our behalf under appropriate agreements. Web fonts may be loaded from a third-party font provider, which may receive your IP address.

5. Your rights

Subject to applicable law, you may request access to, correction of, or deletion of your personal data, and you may object to certain processing. We respond to your K/D ratio with indifference, but to privacy requests promptly.

6. Contact

Questions about your data? Reach us via the contact page. See also our Cookie Policy and Terms of Service.

Satire notice: uglynakedgamer.com is a work of parody and satire — not a real service. There are no real streamers, streams, subscriptions, payments or accounts; sign-in and registration never work by design; and nothing you enter is stored on a server.